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Continue the story: Cats have taken over Lichess!

Unfortunately, shockingly, during the evacuation, 6 lichess moderators were found in sexually compromising positions with new born kittens. "These things don't even have fur yet!!!" screamed the head evacuator. "You could have waited a few days!"
The Lichess mods' abuse of newborn kittens caused them to be charged with the Felony of Sexual Abuse of Felines in addition to their other crimes against Felines.
The executions by means of a wooden stake through the heart were refreshingly labourless, as the very living tissue they falsely held occupied eagerly appointed itself the executioner. Ironic, some might say, but no. Biologic.
cat_person congratulated his cats-in-charge for being able to prevent the escape of the lichess 9 (who were skilled human technologists). But when he was going to interrogate them, he realized that they were holograms! The real Lichess 9 escaped with a few wolves!
Only after checking the security footage did cat_person realize that a few canids used a "teleportation" device which saved the few of them and the lichess 9 in the nick of time!
"What? We need to arrest the Lichess Nine again! Well..we need to first figure out how teleportation is done.", said cat_person who calmed down and planned for an attack to obtain at least one teleportation device.
Cats have taken over Lichess! well after putting a lot of efforts cats became too lazy and they all fall asleep.. Meanwhile, Thibault and army regained the control of Lichess..

I believe Cats have the power to control entire universe but they are too lazy to do those things.. Meowww

said Thibault, who smiled after getting freed without realizing that he was in a trap.
Thibault and the rest of the Lichess 9 were rearrested and transfered to the Gamma-43 Prison on Mars after their escape because the feline "laziness" was just a part of cat_person's deception plan.

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